To Whom It May Concern. Bryan.

I know that our child is in the final throes of her potty training education. So it goes without saying that we will occasionally wake up in the middle of the night to the cries of "I PEED IN MY BED!!" I also appreciate your half-hearted attempts at stripping Zoey's bed at 2 a.m. and your completed effort at getting said child stripped, washed, and re-pajamaed.

However.

It seems there is one household rule which must be revisited.

CLOTHES SOAKED IN BODILY FLUIDS SHOULD NOT BE PLACED IN THE LAUNDRY CHUTE.

I totally get that you don't often (okay, ever) empty the laundry chute, and have therefore never experienced the pleasure of being greeted full-on in the face by urine-soaked size 4T Dora panties. I can guarantee you that peeling a pair of stinky underwear from your forehead only needs to happen ONCE before you will never again send something that belongs in a biohazard bag down the laundry chute.

So please, please, yet again...make note of the above Household Rule.

Thank you,

The Management