Scene: The library park. Same concrete structure where the infamous Lezbo incident of last year took place.
Obnoxious teenage girl #1: (Laughing and yelling LOUDLY) Oh my GOD! Where is your CELL PHONE, you HO?
Obnoxious teenage girl #2: (Equally as loud) It's right here in the grass! God!
Zoey: Mommy! Did you hear her? She said 'where is your cell phone, yo ho?'
Me: (Loud enough for obnoxious teenage girls to overhear) I know! Funny, huh! She sounds just like a pirate!
Zoey: Yeah! Mommy, a piwate! I yike piwates!
Me: Come on, Zoey! I'll race you back to the playground!
I know Zoey will be some version of this obnoxious teenage girl in the blink of an eye. And I totally hope she gets called out for her obnoxious teenage mouth by a pirate-loving preschooler.
1 comment:
Oh, how I love this!!
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