I am posting an email I recently got from my sister, Abby, because it made me laugh out loud AND proves the point that the need for retail therapy is apparently genetic. Oh, and Abby? Any girl who just completed a thesis deserves a little $36 pair of earrings. Enjoy.
this is what an irresponsible girl does:
1) takes her thesis to staples and gets it printed not because she's COMPLETELY sure about all the revisions, but because she's COMPLETELY done with revising, period.
2) considers taking the bus up into town to go to lenox and celebrate with some retail therapy,
3) screws the bus idea and drives her ass uptown and marches straight into sephora, where she promptly
4) drops $78 dollars because the salesclerk tells her which products carmindy swears by and even tries them out on this irresponsible girl's face,
5) regrets spending so much on make-up, and in order to console herself, she
6) finds solace in the arms of ann taylor. 20% off coupon? plus an extra discount to get a clasp on a dress re-sewn? sure!
7) and those earrings on my way out of this place? if they're LESS than $21, i'll buy them. let's see. $36. sold!
8) remembers she has a tattoo appointment at the end of the week. hmm.
that's what an irresponsible, spoiled brat would do. just so you know. okay.
1 comment:
it would have been so much better if you'd been there!
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